Next Year, Let's Reschedule Christmas
A New Englander's Petition for Relief from the month of December
Greetings.
I am hereby required to notify and warn certain fellow inhabitants of New England that I am humbly submitting the following petition for consideration at our Town Meetings this coming spring.
Article: Next Year, Move Christmas from December 25 to January 25
Whereas I, Humble Citizen of the currently, and for the foreseeable future, snowless reg…
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